06/18/2026
📢 It is with heavy hearts that we announce the passing of our mostly faithful and sometimes temperamental X-ray machine.
After years of seeing right through everyone, it finally couldn’t see its way through one more day. It served countless patients, exposed thousands of smiles, and never once judged what it found beneath the surface.
Services will be held behind the lead apron. In lieu of flowers, please send replacement parts.
RIP, old friend. You were truly transparent. ☢️📸
