Bruce Duchan DDS

05/24/2026

Memorial Day Weekend:
The official start of dentists quietly watching people eat like this: 👀

🌽 Corn on the cob
🍖 “Fall off the bone” ribs that absolutely do not fall off the bone
🧊 Ice straight from the cooler
🍺 Bottle-opening attempts with teeth
🍬 Mystery taffy from a gas station gift shop

Meanwhile every dentist at the BBQ is internally screaming:
“That’s a crown…that’s another crown…that one definitely has a temporary…” 😅

Have a safe (and dentally responsible) Memorial Day weekend, everyone.

04/27/2023

https://twitter.com/HowardFarran/status/1649747195808055296

“9 out of 10 dentists DO NOT want you to know this simple secret trick! You can use a train ticket, not only for travel, but also to get a nice and smooth smile.”

04/27/2023

https://twitter.com/HowardFarran/status/1649489547024125963

“Dentist Adam West teaches Robin how to properly use dental floss.”

04/27/2023

https://twitter.com/HowardFarran/status/1650595982701211649

“I am much less afraid of going to the dentist than I am of a bird trained to collect teeth.”

02/16/2023

https://nypost.com/2023/02/15/tooth-fairy-inflation-raises-rate-for-first-tooth-to-20/?utm_source=twitter_sitebuttons&utm_medium=site%20buttons&utm_campaign=site%20buttons

So much for a shiny new quarter.

03/31/2022

https://twitter.com/i/status/1503947647924678656

“There’s always enough time and space to make a U-Turn and turn your oral health around. https://t.co/c1T1L5nur7”

09/03/2021