10/21/2026
Good Morning! When I removed my phone (not the one from the picture … but we had one of those as a kid) from its nightly charger- it said ‘hello’ in a few dancing scripts and informed me that while I was dreaming (nightmaring actually) it had accomplished an Update.
Ahhhhhh, something new on a technology! Which brings me to my Word of the Day - UGGDATE (yes I just made that up).
I have been functional with my phone for a while now. Like my Mom this phone thing has a lot of stuff and ‘app things’ on it that just appeared one day and sit untouched … like finding a gr***de in the house. If you ignore them … they cannot hurt you. Of course there are those inquisitive bored moments that you just want a peek at this new thing, which (as fare as the phone is concerned) always leads down a rabbit hole of confusion and naughty words!
So for today I will be nervous with my phone after it’s UGGDATE … waiting for some pop up ‘improvement’ that will take an hour to get around and/or decline so I can do what I started. Hmm I guess I am really turning into a grumpy old man … maybe I should get an app to watch my lawn for kids walking on it!
Hope you had a good laugh … Have a Great Day!