Dr. Jeffrey Krantz DDS

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09/10/2024

This is an oldie but a goodie and in these trying times we need a good laugh

High Holiday SEATING REQUEST FORM

During the last holiday season, many individuals expressed concern over the seating arrangements in the synagogue. In order for us to place you in a seat which will best suit you, we ask you to complete the following questionnaire and return it to the synagogue office as soon as possible.
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1. I would prefer to sit in the... (Check one:)

___ Talking section

___ No talking section

2. If talking, which category do you prefer? (Indicate order of interest:)

___ Stock market

___ Sports

___ Medicine

___ General gossip

___ Specific gossip (choose:)

___ The rabbi

___ The cantor

___ The cantor's voice

___ Fashion news

___ What others are wearing

___ Why they look awful

___ Your neighbors

___ Your relatives

___ Your neighbors' relatives

___ Presidential Election

___ Other:_______________________________

3. Which of the following would you like to be near for free professional advice?

__ Doctor

__ Dentist

__ Nutritionist

__ Psychiatrist

__ Child psychiatrist

__ Podiatrist

__ Chiropractor

__ Stockbroker

__ Accountant

__ Lawyer

__ Criminal

__ Civil

__ Real estate agent

__ Architect

__ Plumber

__ Golf pro [tentative; we're still trying to find a Jewish One]

__ Other:____________________________

4. I want a seat located (Indicate order of priority:)

__ On the aisle

__ Near the exit

__ Near the window
__ In Aruba

__ Near the bathroom

__ Near my in-laws

__ As far away from my in-laws as possible

__ As far away from my ex-in-laws as possible

__ Near the pulpit

__ Near the Kiddush table

__ Where no one on the bimah can see/hear me talking during services

__ Where no one will notice me sleeping during services

__ Where I can sleep during the rabbi's sermon [additional charge]

5. I would like a seat where:

__ I can see my spouse over the mechitza

__ I cannot see my spouse over the mechitza

6. Please do not place me anywhere near the following people:

(Limit of six; if you require more space, you may wish to consider joining another congregation.)

_________________________

_________________________

_________________________

_________________________

_________________________

_________________________

Your name:________________________________

Building fund pledge: $_______________

05/10/2024

Since the great unwashed want to boycott Israel and any Israeli products. Can you guys help me out with paleslime owed companies to boycott?? I know of two offhand. HIM'S who sell male enhancement stuff and wants to hire all the protesters, and the Palm's Casino in Las Vegas owed by that idiot father of Gigi Hadid. Please list any I may have missed.

05/09/2022

Rant of the day. So I tried to look at the controversy regarding Florida's allegedly don't say gates rule, Desanitis' thoughts and Disney's reaction logically. First did ant of the libtards read the law? That means you Paul S.Erstein who reads a little and even you Lou Hecht who has not read a book since 3rd grade. The law simply says no s*xually based education k-3. We don't teach s*x ed u til HS or ninth grade and no one complains. Memo to morons, your child can't get his teeth cleaned without parental consent until they reach the age of majority. A 7 year old does not have the mental capacity to understand s*xuality. We can't pray in school or teach religion, but let's expose little J***y to homos*xual, transs*xuals or heteros*xual behavior. In America the statistics are 1.5 to 5.2 percent of the population identify as LGBTQ. That men's 95% of us don't .
Second rant. Britney Griner. I don't remember the great liberal unwashed worrying about the brave US marine imprisoned in Russia. I'll bet she is sorry she was kneeling for the national anthem in America while she is accommodated in one of Putins famously well run prisons. Enjoy your stay Britney and don't drop the soap.

03/25/2020

For all my friends and patients. OBVIOUSLY with the Covid Virus [which originated in China] around we will be closed for a couple of weeks. IF there is a true emergency call the office and you will be referred to my emergency telephone line, and we will do what is needed. Stay well and stay safe.

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New York, NY
10009

Opening Hours

Monday 4:30am - 8pm
Tuesday 9:30am - 7pm
Wednesday 9am - 5pm
Thursday 4:30am - 8pm

Telephone

+12129796300

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