10/14/2026
WEDNESDAY WONDERS•••
Introducing: The MAKE IT NICE Protocol™️
UB is thrilled to announce a groundbreaking advancement in dental laboratory communication…
Beginning today, detailed prescriptions are no longer necessary.
Simply write:
“Make it nice.”
That’s it.
Using our proprietary laboratory clairvoyance, we will immediately determine:
—how much translucency you imagined
—whether “natural” means youthful, mature, bright, warm, subtle, or suspiciously perfect
—where you wanted the contact
—what the patient disliked about the provisional
—and which tiny detail everyone discussed chairside but neglected to mention to the laboratory
For especially complex cases, you may upgrade to our premium instruction package:
“You know what to do...”
This activates UB’s Advanced Dental Telepathy Department™, where Joe places both hands upon the prescription and waits for the treatment plan to reveal itself.
Still uncertain? We’ll bring the restoration beneath a single interrogation light and demand answers…
Where were you on the night the patient approved the provisional?
Who altered the emergence profile?
And why is the opposing scan missing?
Eventually, one of the molars will crack…
Metaphorically, we hope.
… JUST KIDDING, obviously.
But here’s the uncomfortable truth: the laboratory can reproduce what it can see, measure, and understand…
When the prescription leaves room for interpretation, that room is quickly furnished with assumptions—and assumptions have terrible taste.
What actually helps?
—tell us what the patient likes and dislikes
—identify the priority: strength, esthetics, cleansability, function, or some delicate negotiation among all four
—include photographs when appearance matters
—describe requested changes to the provisional
—mark critical contacts, contours, tissue pressure, and occlusion
—call before production when the case contains an unusual wrinkle
Because “make it nice” is a lovely aspiration… it is simply not a treatment plan.
Have a complicated case—or one refusing to confess?
Call Joe at 541-779-6503 or email [email protected].
UB: solving dental mysteries before they become chairside crime scenes.