10/15/2026
We thought it was going to be a normal day at Blue Wave Dentalβ¦
Patients checking in.
Phones ringing.
Teeth getting cleaned.
And thenβ¦ MICHAEL MYERS WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR. ππ
No appointment.
No insurance card.
No explanation.
Just a mask, a whole lot of staring, and absolutely ZERO communication skills. ππ
Naturally, we had a few questionsβ¦
π¦· When was your last cleaning? Silence.
πͺ₯ Do you floss regularly? More silence.
π Any changes to your medical history? Aggressive staring.
π Would you like to schedule your six-month recall? Slowly turns head.
Honestly, we've had patients who were easier to get answers out of. π But hey, at Blue Wave Dental, EVERY smile is welcomeβ¦ even the ones hiding behind a terrifying Halloween mask! π»π
π BE HONEST: If Michael Myers walked into YOUR workplace, are you helping him check in or CLOCKING OUT IMMEDIATELY? ππ