10/17/2026
๐๐ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGENDโฆ DR. MARTIN! ๐๐
Today weโre celebrating the OG himself โ our fearless leader, the boss, and the man who keeps it all running! ๐ฆท๐
When heโs not busy running the practice, you can find him enjoying the finer things in life: quilting ๐ชก๐งต, playing bingo ๐ฑ, and clipping coupons like thereโs a championship title on the line. โ๏ธ๐ฐ No deal is too small, and heaven forbid someone throw away a perfectly good coupon! ๐คฃ
He also enjoys yelling at the TV during Wheel of Fortune because he solved the puzzle three rounds ago and simply cannot understand why everyone else is struggling. ๐บ๐
And of course, Saturday mornings are reserved for heading to Tudorโs for the senior discount, a good breakfast, and catching up on the latest news with his old buddies over the newspaper. โ๐๏ธ Priorities, people. Never pay full price when you donโt have to!
But perhaps his most unique hobby is squirrel fishing at Valley Park ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฃ! Armed with a fishing pole, a little peanut butter, and a dream, Dr. Martin practices the fine art of gently catching squirrels. Forget bass fishing โ heโs out here trying to land a bushy tail! ๐๐ฟ๏ธ
And of course, we canโt forget his love for the Marshall Thundering Herd! ๐๐ Dr. Martin is always ready to cheer on The Herd and show his green and white pride! ๐๐๐ GO HERD! ๐
All jokes aside, weโre grateful to have him leading our team. โค๏ธ We hope your birthday is actually celebrated with your family and that you get to finally enjoy a WVU win! ๐๐๐
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DR. MARTIN! ๐ฅณ๐๐