10/13/2026
AI can now write clinical notes, answer the office phone, and even drive cars. The internet has decided we're all about to be replaced.
We have one question: has AI ever met an 8 AM patient who "hasn't been in since before the pandemic"?
Here's our best guess at how its first day goes. 🤖🏃
In fairness, some of these tools are genuinely helpful. But a real person still takes care of you, and a real person still asks how your kids are doing. The robot can have the paperwork.
Dr. Chu is still driving himself to work, for the record. 🚗