10/13/2026
๐๐ฆท TOOTHBALL CHALLENGE: WEEK 5 RECAP & WEEK 6 KICKOFF! ๐ฆท๐
Five weeks down, and apparently watching football is NOT a requirement to dominate this competition! ๐๐
Let's check out the standings as we head into Week 6!
๐ฅ Booked & Dangerous โ Katlyn: 248 points
Doesn't even watch the games, yet somehow she's RUNNING THE SHOW. We may need to investigate this level of talent. ๐คจ๐
๐ฅ Denture Dominator โ Sarah: 205 points
Also doesn't watch the games. At this point, I'm convinced these two are picking teams based on vibes alone. ๐ญ๐
๐ฅ Grip & Rip Assist โ Karol: 192 points
Watches the Bears and consults her weekly-sheet sidekick. Apparently, that's all the research you need! ๐ป๐
4๏ธโฃ Payroll Punter โ Amanda: 170 points
Actually watches SOME games and is trying to prove that football knowledge pays off. The comeback is still possible! ๐ช
5๏ธโฃ Bear Down & Open Wide โ Gabby: 157 points
Can tell you player stats, knows the numbers, knows the gameโฆ and is currently being outscored by people who don't even watch. Somebody check the analytics! ๐๐คฃ
6๏ธโฃ Oral Hygiene Overlord โ Kelly: 152 points
Has diligently watched EVERY game this season. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. And yet, the scoreboard has chosen violence. ๐ฉ๐
7๏ธโฃ Plaque Attack โ Margaux: 129 points
Doesn't watch the games and is simply doing her best. Honestly? We respect the commitment to showing up and making questionable football decisions with confidence. ๐๐
๐ฅ THE BIG QUESTION: WHO'S TAKING HOME THE $250?! ๐ฅ
We're only five weeks in, so there's still plenty of football left and A LOT of room for chaos. Will Katlyn and Sarah continue proving that football knowledge is apparently optional? Will Karol's Bears-based research strategy keep working? Will Gabby and Kelly's football expertise finally pay off? Or will Amanda or Margaux pull off the comeback nobody saw coming?
๐ DROP YOUR PREDICTIONS! Who's your pick to win the Toothball Challenge, and who's about to have a Week 6 meltdown?
Remember: In this office, you don't need to know football to winโฆ but you DO need to survive the trash talk! ๐๐ฆท๐