Venus Mars & Vino

16/10/2026

🚩 RED FLAG FRIDAY: THE ICK EDITION 🚩

Men give women the ick. Women give men the ick. Somewhere, we’re all the reason someone’s telling their mates, “I just couldn’t.” 😂

His wallet phone case. My seventeen rings and a full parliamentary inquiry into his w**e choice. Nobody’s innocent. 🍷

Some are red flags. Some are perfectly lovely people we simply cannot watch eat a yoghurt.

What’s your pettiest ick? Men and women… take the stand. 👇😂

ModernDating SingleLife

13/10/2026

I can’t cope 🤣
I hear you Jenny …. Dating in 2026 is like a box of chocolates… except someone’s eaten the good ones and left me the ones with unresolved issues. 🍫🙃

Thank God w**e comes with tasting notes. Men could do with a few. 🍷😂

13/10/2026

10/10/2026

Finally, a male who wants my attention and actually does something about it. Apparently my screen time is now a cat emergency. 😂🐾📱

DigitalDetox

09/10/2026

Too many rings? 🚩

Dresses like a witch? 🚩

Independent, opinionated and slightly allergic to being told what to do? 🚩🚩🚩

Funny how a woman with her own style, her own mind and absolutely no desire to blend in can be considered intimidating.

I’m not everyone’s cup of tea, darling.

I’m a double gin in a room full of chamomile. 🍸🖤

This Red Flag Friday, we’re celebrating women who refuse to make themselves smaller to make other people comfortable.

Red flag? 🚩

Darling, I’m the entire coven. And we have standards.

08/10/2026

965 unread messages. If you’re waiting for a reply, please enjoy this complimentary footage of me ignoring my phone. 😂🍷💋📬🚩

05/10/2026

Monday therapy in Marlow. Clocked out, wandered off, let the trees deal with my branches of overthinking. 🌿✨

VenusMarsAndVino

04/10/2026

A little 🤏 bit of leopard energy in my kitchen now!! 🐆

02/10/2026

Plot twist: the happy ending wasn’t finding the right man.

It was finding peace… and becoming very protective of it. ✌️❤️‍🔥

No more decoding mixed signals.
No more romanticising inconsistency.
No more auditioning for a role in someone else’s chaos.

If it costs me my peace, it’s overpriced.

Happy Red Flag Friday 🚩

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